Friday Funny 819: Texts You Should NOT Send (and some funny links)

>> Friday, October 31, 2014

HappyPlace recently shared 5 text messages that you should NOT send, and they offered a suggestion for 5 in their place:


TEXTING YOUR EX:

Shouldn't send...



Should send...




TEXTING YOUR BOSS:

Shouldn't send...



Should send...




TEXTING YOUR KIDS:

Shouldn't send...



Should send...


Threats. The backbone of parenting.


TEXTING THE POLICE:

Shouldn't send...



Should send...




TEXTING A KARDASHIAN:

Shouldn't send...



Should send...




Like I do every few weeks, here are some of my recent favorite posts from my tumblr page:

Athletic-Related Funnies:

Rookie mistake at the gym.

My eating habits.

[GIF] AGAIN, my eating habits.

[GIF] A handstand pushup WITH A CLAP!

FIT vs THIN.

The race between 2 runners.

A guy with some great core strength.

Cycling is like dating...

A problem when dating a boy with abs.

[GIF] Yeah, sure, I can do this exercise.

Someone biked 212 miles to draw a bike on their GPS.

[GIF] Sweet bike trick.

Steeplechase FAIL.

Non-Athletic Funnies:

This pick-up line backfired.

Ebola put in perspective.

Some helpful ebola tips.

Booze is bad for your legs.

Things you can say about your house but not your partner.

Biologist humor.

Penis humor.

Beer.

I think this milk has gone bad.

The #1 tip for success with women.

Getting ready for SUMMER vs getting ready for FALL.

Not in my neighborhood.

[VIDEO] My favorite Vine ever.

A great sign outside a bar.

Sexy.

What do you want from me?!?

And as always, swing by steveinaspeedo.tumblr.com for funnies all week long. Happy weekend!!

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Friday Funny 818: Halloween

Here are 15 funny things that I've posted on my tumblr page that have been tagged with "Halloween."








Josh Sundquist was recently added to the US Paralympic Soccer Team, and
his costume this year reflects that. Awesome.








I'm drunk just thinking about this.














SCARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You can find more funny stuff posted all week long on steveinaspeedo.tumblr.com!

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Friday Funny 817: Just Guy Things

Here are 26 glorious things only us guys can fully understand. I've done all but 1 of these. Guess which one?




























OH GOD YES.

























Comment with your guess as to which one of these I haven't done, and I'll comment back.

Lots more funny stuff on steveinaspeedo.tumblr.com!

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