Have You Ever?...(Chapstick Story)

So I headed off to Lake Nokomis this afternoon for my last open water swim before my Tri this weekend. It was a pretty hot afternoon, the sun was high, and the sky was clear. I realized once I got there that I didn’t have any sunscreen, and I was afraid to burn the sensitive parts of my body. So I grabbed my “Chapstick Lip-Balm with SPF 15.” I wasn’t really worried about my face, but I did NOT want to burn my nip-nips. So....I slathered up my nipples with Chapstick. Yes I did. There's nothing like the way lake water runs off lubed-up nip-nips. Keep that in mind the next time you ask to borrow my lip balm.

DON’T USE MY CHAPSTICK!