Friday Funny 516: Things I've Said

So I found out that my freshman college students started a Facebook page devoted to their favorite things they've heard their instructors say. Here are (apparently) some of the things I've said over the semester in my Color Theory class:

I jokingly said the first thing one day when I was EXTRA high energy.


I'd watch that movie.


I said it more like "SEX JOKE! Hope you're ready!!..... umm, for the JOKE... not the SEX."
It's all about the delivery.




TRUTH!




I don't recall saying that.






SEXY weird.




I wish I could remember how this got brought up.


Steve referred to himself in the 3rd person for a while that day. He DID suck that day.


And that's proven by all of these out-of-context quotes.

The same students remembered me saying something about liking Oreo cream but not the cookie sometime MONTHS ago. And on the last day of class this past week, they brought me a present:

That's the cream of 27 Oreos. So naturally, I dove right in:

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